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Monday, February 9, 2009

nope, not me! not a chance!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

i pretty much did not stay up till almost 2 am checking all the blogs i'm obsessed with. nope, i would never stay up so late and feel whiped out the next day because of my blog-friends. nooooo, you must have me confused with someone who has a life!!

and i most certainly did not blow off work to hang out with my daughter's friends on a snow day painting canvases for their new dorm rooms… oh, nosir, i would not do something that irresponsible!

and i didn't lose my cellphone for a day and show up for work because i missed the voicemail telling me that work was closed… no, i would never be that stupid!!

i did not laugh at teenagers who were completely cluesless about the mechanics of building a snow man. i pretty much didn't make fun of them for only having one glove among four pairs of hands… nope that would be cruel… and i didn't mock them for trying to shovel the bottom of the snowman 


and then point out that you have to rooooollllll the snowball to make it happen.

nope. i did certainly not stand watch while they struggled only to laugh. and i most certainly did nopt capture their ineptness on a camera. i wouldn't humiliate them that way! 

and i most definately did not point out that building the snowman before the snow got all icy would have been a much better idea. no, that would make me snow superior. and it's not their fault they live in the south while i had mucho exerienco living in wisconsin for 18 years!

an i did not laugh because their snowman was really just a giant snowball, and they gave up because they only had the one glove and the snow was just too icy, and well, isn't the batchelor coming on soon??

i did not gloat over the fact that my freshman basketball team was beating the fire out of the senior girls basketball team, of which my daughter is a part. nooooope. 

i most assuredly did not coach against her team, and i didn't tell my girls to triple team her because she can drain the threes. no, that would be so anti-familial. (if that is a word, and i soooo don't make up my own words, either) and i didn't have to swallow my pride and my gloating when in the last minute of the game my daughter sank two treys to finish us off by one point. no i did not choke on humble pie… not me!! you must have me confused with someone else who thinks blood is thicker than water!!


  1. Great not me monday I thought your not me's were great, especially the one about you showing up at work when it was closed because you lost your phone.

    Would you like to take part in Tribute tuesday?. It's a blog I made and its a chance to say thankyou to that some one in your life who has made the world a better place for you. It has mr linky so the world can see your tribute to that special person

  2. Definitely laughed when I read that you were not the one to stay up reading blogs till the middle of the night...I can so relate!!
    By the way, I love your blog colors...and when I was reading another one of your posts I saw that you like papers too. I love papers. What is up with that anyway? I hate to write on them, I just like to admire them. There must be some therapy available for that, don't you think? Of course I lost all my paper collections in the fire, so I guess I will just have to begin collecting again BUT this time I will have to USE them...maybe that will cure it and I won't need "paper therapy"...cause if I'd had a clue that they were all going to be destroyed in the fire I would have wanted to write on them and pass them on to others! *sigh*

    Love from Colorado,


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