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Monday, February 16, 2009

nope, not this girl!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I cannot honestly believe that I am about to post this, but in the spirit of “not-me-ing” I am. So be forewarned. What you are about to read is. not. a. pretty. site. (you have been warned.)
It was really warm here last week as we got a sweet glimpse of warmer weather to come. So warm, in fact, that it would have been great to wear shorts. But since the shorts are in the attic, the cute capris in my closet would have to do. I did not forgo wearing fun shorter pants on a great spring-like day because my legs needed shaving… and have for a pretty long time. No, I would never let a little thing like unshaved legs get in the way of springtime wardrobe freedom! (at least not in public)
While in the backyard, I did not look down at my bare legs (hey remember, my PRIVATE backyard) thinking there was a spider or something crawling up my leg only to discover it was the BREEZE blowing through my aforementioned leg hair. Nooooooo, my leg hair isn’t so long that it BLOWS in the breeze!! That would be disgusting!
So, I would never bare my soul (or my legs for that matter) and tell the entire frikking internet (not like I have a readership like mckmamma or anything like that) that I took the whole “no shave November” to olympic proportions by a) starting early, and b) never quitting. Nooooope!! That would be… well… TMI, and I would never be that brave. 
And you can thank me now that there is not an accompanying photo to go along with the post.


  1. Well, your comment intrigued me enough to head on over and read your blog. =0)

    I am such a freak I shave every night - summer and winter. If I skip one night, I feel like I freak. Ha ha ha

    Enjoyed your Not Me's!!

  2. The hair that wasn't blowing in the wind, not scaring you... I am laughing so hard!

    Have a wonderful week!


  3. Ha ha ha - Hey, more power to ya!!!!

    Just wait til you see my post next Monday. I'm gonna admit to some dumpster diving that I did today. It's just too late to add it to today's post. ha ha ha

    I love 'telling all' and I"m proud of you for sharing!

  4. This is too funny! I don't shave my legs very often in the winter either.

  5. Thanks for stopping by! You have more guts than me to admit to that! Great post! Have a great week!

  6. first thanks for the kind words on my blog.....soooo sweet. also i could think of a millions things to say about our God from your picture of blue sky in the storm. Wow that is just aweosme... those blue skies are always there. thank goodness. take care jen

  7. ahaha! I am so relieved to know that I am not the only wooly mammoth who survived the ice age! thanks for the comment, you made me laugh.

    I cannot get this to post using my url for some reason, I am so computer stupid sometimes.

  8. HA! That's FUNNY!!! One time my daughter came over with her little barbie brush and saidthe hair on my legs needed brushing. GUess it was time to shave, eh? LOL

  9. a picture would of been funny!
    sandy toe

  10. LMAOOOOOOO OMG, you totally should have captured the moment with a picture! I love it! Great Not Me! Thanks for coming by my blog and I'm glad my rage issues kept you entertained!

  11. LOL! I often skip shaving in the winter...


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